1. |
Why Pass Bypass By?
04:50
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“WHY PASS BYPASS BY?”
REVEREND WILL B DUNN
OUR LITTLE CONGREGATION'S HUMBLE AS PIE
WE THOUGHT THE POWER OF PRAYER
COULD SUPPLY US A PLATE FULL
BUT IT WAS FATEFUL
JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT WE HAD
A BOUNTEOUS PLATE
THEY CAME THROUGH BUILDING
ON THE INTERSTATE
BUT TO HEX IT:
FORGOT TO GIVE US AN EXIT
ALL
AND NOW WE WATCH THOSE CARS AND TRUCKS
THEY FLY PAST
GO SOMEWHERE ELSE TO SPEND THE BIG BUCKS
NOT BYPASS
NOT BYPASS
WHY PASS BYPASS BY?
WHY NOT GIVE OUR LITTLE TOWN A TRY?
IF YOU DO YOU’LL NEVER SAY GOODBYE
SO, WHY
WHY PASS BYPASS BY?
MIKE, DUB
FIX UP YOUR CAR, MISTER
GET YOU ON THE ROAD TO NEW YORK AND CALIFORNIA
KUDZU
I WISH HAD ME A CAR -- I’D PUT IT IN GEAR
MAURICE
WE COULD GO RIDING DOWN THE ROAD
DUB and MIKE
TRY OUR BARBEQUE PORK SAUCE, MISTER, I WARN YA
SURE AS YOU’RE BORN Y’ALL
GONNA WANNA LAY DOWN SOME ROOTS AROUND HERE
ALL
WHY PASS BYPASS BY
WHY NOT GIVE OUR LITTLE TOWN A TRY
IF YOU LONG FOR SUNNY SOUTHERN SKY
OH WHY-Y-Y-Y
WHY PASS BYPASS BY?
BIG BUBBA
DON’T YOU HATE WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS
FOLKS ACT LIKE THEIR HEADS ARE MADE OUTA BLOCKS
THEY JUST STAND THERE, WATCHING IT FADE
A MAN LIKE ME’LL TAKE THE OPPOSITE TACK
I’LL BUY IT FROM YOU, PAINT IT, SELL IT RIGHT BACK
AND THAT’S WHY YOU’RE YOU
BUT ME, I GOT IT MADE
VERANDA
B -Y - P - A - S - S -S! Hi, Daddy!
ALL
WHY PASS BYPASS BY
WHY NOT GIVE OUR LITTLE TOWN A TRY
IF YOU DO YOU’LL NEVER SAY GOODBYE
SO WHY--
WHY PASS BYPASS BY
REVEREND WILL B DUNN
C’MON Y’ALL WE GOT TO GET OUT THE LEAD
DON’T YOU REMEMBER THE APOSTLE PAUL SAID
“WITHIN EACH SOUL, LIES THE ABILITY”
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU COME FROM THE SOUTH
DON’T MEAN YOUR BEST FOOT’S GOT TO BE IN YOUR
MOUTH
IT’S NOT THE HEAT -- IT’S THE HUMILITY
ALL
WE GET SO GET TIRED OF EVERYBODY
ALWAYS THINKIN’ WE’RE INBREDS ON RETREADS
WE GOT TO SHOW EM
WE’RE THE BY-GOD CREAM OF THE CROP
SO WHILE THEY’RE THINKIN
THAT WE’RE
SLEEPIN-MAKIN-LOVE-AND-DRINKIN-
DEAD HEADS IN BARE THREADS
WE’RE GONNA PUT OUR LITTLE TOWN
RIGHT UP ON THE TOP
WHY PASS BYPASS BY?
WHY NOT GIVE OUR LITTLE TOWN A TRY
IF YOU DO YOU’LL NEVER SAY GOODBYE
WHY-Y-Y-Y-Y
WHY PASS BYPASS BYPASS BY
WILL
Amen!
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2. |
Fatherless
02:29
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“FATHERLESS”
KUDZU
WHEN HE WAS JUST A LITTLE BIT OLDER THAN I AM
MY DADDY LEFT TOWN, LEFT MY MAMA AND ME
THEN HE WENT OUT ON THE ROAD AND HE ROLLED AND ROLLED
‘TIL HE GOT SO FAR AWAY I COULDN’T SEE HIM
DON’T KNOW WHERE HE LIVES
I’D LIKE TO FIND HIM SOMEHOW
ASK HIM HOW HE IS
WHAT HE THINKS I OUGHT TO DO NOW
I’D LIKE TO READ HIS MIND BUT I WON’T KNOW HOW
UNTIL I’M
JUST A LITTLE BIT OLDER THAN I AM NOW
EVERYBODY NEEDS SOMEBODY
THEY CAN BRING THEIR TROUBLES TO
I GUESS BY NOW I OUGHTA KNOW
THAT AIN’T GONNA BE YOU
DON’T NEED YOU TO THROW ME A BALL
OR TEACH ME ALL ‘BOUT THE BIRDS AND BEES
ALL I’M NEEDING RIGHT NOW IS A CLUE
BUT WHEN I’M
JUST A LITTLE BIT OLDER THAN I AM NOW
I CAN WRITE MY OWN TICKET
AND GO MY OWN WAY
SOMEWHERE AWAY FROM HERE
I’LL CHANGE MY NAME--MY HEAD’LL CLEAR
I’LL STAND UP TALL AND I’LL KNOW JUST WHAT TO SAY
THEN I’LL COME BACK AND FOLKS’LL ALL SAY “WOW”
WHEN I’M JUST A LITTLE BIT OLDER
JUST A LITTLE BIT OLDER
JUST A LITTLE BIT OLDER THAN I AM NOW
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3. |
Mine
01:59
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“MINE”
[As MUSIC begins, BIG BUBBA removes a foil wrapped Barbeque sandwich from his desk drawer, sniffs and cradles the sandwich lovingly]
MINE MINE
ISN’T THE SOUND OF IT FINE
DOESN’T IT RING LIKE A BELL
ISN’T IT SWELL
DOESN’T IT SHINE
MINE MINE
PRECIOUS AND WARM AS A CHILD
WRAPPED UP IN FOIL BUT IN A WHILE
IT COULD SPOIL NOT BE FIT FOR A SWINE
YOU COULD SUFFER THE LOSS
ME, I LIKE TO ADD SAUCE [Pours SAUCE]
HERE, TRY SOME OF MI. . . .
WAIT A MINUTE
WHAT’S THIS NASTY GREEN SPOT ON MY BARBEQUE
THIS ONE LITTLE PIECE I DON’T OWN THE TITLE TO.
[He removes and examines a strand of meat, then returns it to the sandwich and drenches it with Barbeque sauce]
BUT, NO CAUSE FOR ALARM
I POUR ON THE CHARM
AND VOILA LOOKEHEAH IT’S FINE
MINE MINE FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
MINE MINE ISN’T DEMOCRACY GREAT
I CAN FILL UP MY PLATE
BEFORE I RESIGN
AND WHEN I GET WHAT I SET MY MIND ON
I’LL HAVE IT ALL CARVED UP AND DINED ON
I’LL EAT IT WITH SAUCE
HELL IT’S GOOD TO BE BOSS I AIN’T LYIN’ LOOKAHERE
IT AIN’T HIS IT AIN’T HERS IT AIN’T YOURS
IT’S MINE
JUST MINE
ALL MINE
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4. |
Story Song
02:41
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“STORY SONG”
KUDZU,
WELL, IT’S A GREAT BIG STORY
HAVEN’T FINISHED IT YET
BUT IT AIN’T HALF AS BIG AS IT’S GONNA GET
HERE’S ONE ABOUT A PRINCESS
HER DAD’S A TUSCAN KING
SHE GETS CARRIED OFF BY PIRATES
WANT TO STEAL HER MAGIC RING
THE RING SHE’S SAVING FOR A PRINCE
WHEN MARRIED, THEY WILL BE --
WHEN SHE WON’T GIVE IT UP, THEY DRAG HER
TO THE WIDE SARGASSO SEA
NASAL, KUDZU and MAURICE
THREE MUSKETEERS WHO KNOW THE GIRL THEY’RE
KEEPING CHAINED DOWN IN THE HOLD
VERANDA [entering as a story character.]
HE--LP
KUDZU
ONE’S TALL AND THIN,
MAURICE
THEIR LEADER’S MOORISH,
NASAL
ONE IS CAVALIER AND BOLD --
VERANDA
I'M STILL DOWN HERE.
KUDZU
THEY BUST IT OPEN, SEE HER . . THEN THEY FREE HER
VERANDA
Thanks.
MAURICE
THE KING’S LOOKING FOR HIS DAUGHTER
IN THE SHARK-INFESTED WATER
NASAL
BUT THE GIRL, SHE’S SUCH A QUEER ONE
RUNS OFF WITH THE CAVALIER ONE . . .
[VERANDA falls into NASAL’s arms.]
KUDZU
Wrong!
[NASAL drops VERANDA.]
NASAL
THERE WAS THREE OL TEXAS RANGERS
OUT A RIDIN CROSS THE PLAIN
COME UPON A FAMOUS OUTLAW
WHO’S A HOLDIN UP A TRAIN
[VERANDA appears as Western Outlaw.]
IT’S THE VERY ONE THEY’RE AFTER
3-GUN THELMA ON CAYOOSE
IF WE CAN BRING ‘ER IN ALIVE
SHE’LL GO TO TRIAL AND GET THE NOOSE
KUDZU, MAURICE and NASAL
THEN, THERE’S A MEXICAN STANDOFF
VERANDA
STANDOFF
KUDZU, MAURICE and NASAL
WHEN SHE MAKES A MOVE, BLOW HER HAND OFF
VERANDA
HAND OFF
KUDZU
SHE SAYS:
VERANDA
WAIT, THIS IS NO LONGER FUN!
KUDZU, MAURICE, NASAL and VERANDA
LOOK -- I’M DROPPING MY GUN!
KUDZU and VERANDA
I CAN SEE YOU’RE VAQUEROS WITH HEART
GIVE ME JUST A TWO-HOUR HEAD START
HERE’S YOUR STRONG-BOX AND LOOT-SACK BACK,
PLOWBOY
MAURICE and NASAL
AS SHE RIDES OFF WITH THE BLACK COWBOY
KUDZU
No.
MAURICE
MAYBE IT’S ALL ABOUT A CRIME WAVE
GOTTA COP WITH A CIGAR
YOU WONDER WHY HE NEVER HAS A CLUE
KUDZU
The style is film noir.
MAURICE
SO HE CALLS IN THREE DETECTIVES
NASAL
ROOKIES!
MAURICE
BUT HE FIGURES, HECK
AT LEAST I’LL GET THE DAMN COMMISSIONER
AND PRESS BOYS OFF MY NECK
KUDZU, MAURICE and NASAL
THEY HIT THE BRICKS AND START DETECTIN’
HEADIN’ FOR THE GIN MILLS AND THE DIVES
ONE SHOT IS FIRED THEN THEY HEAR THE SHELL EJECTIN’
OUT THE DOOR THE LOWLIFES POUR IN FOURS AND FIVES
NASAL
THEN OVER BY THE BAR
NASAL, KUDZU
STANDS THAT COP WITH HIS CIGAR
KUDZU
AND A DAME WITH A VALISE
[VERANDA enters with suitcase]
KUDZU [cont.]
HE’S GOT HER COVERED WITH HIS PIECE
WE FIND OUT HE’S A CROOKED COP
AND SHE’S AN UNDERCOVER OP
INVESTIGATING THE POLICE
BUT SHE TURNS OUT TO BE HIS NIECE
AND SHE SAYS
VERANDA
STOP!
DON’T SHOOT MY COUSIN’S POP [She exits.]
KUDZU, MAURICE and NASAL
WELL, IT’S A GREAT BIG STORY
HAVEN’T FINISHED IT YET
BUT IT AIN’T HALF AS BIG AS IT’S GONNA GET
NO IT AIN’T HALF AS BIG AS IT’S GONNA GET
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5. |
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“ THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS”
WILL
NOW, LEMME EXPLAIN SOME THINGS TO YOU
IT’S NOT JUST SOME OLD SHOPWORN PHRASE
NOT SOMETHING I PICKED UP LAYING AROUND ON THE GROUND DOWN AT PECAN U.
IT’S THAT THE LORD WORKS IN STRANGE, BIZARRE, AND AT TIMES INCOMPREHENSIBLE WAYS
THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
I WENT OFF TO DIVINITY SCHOOL
LORD, I LIKED IT A LOT
MARRIED A WOMAN WHO SAID
MY MOMMA DIDN’T RAISE NO FOOL
LORD, I LIKED HER A LOT
THOUGHT I WAS SET FOR ALL MY DAYS
BUT THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
THE GRAND CANYON WAS OUR HONEYMOON
TOOK THE TRAIL RIDE, OF COURSE
GOT EXCITED A LITTLE TOO SOON
SHE WAS THROWN BY HER HORSE
WATCHED HER FLOAT OFF IN THE HAZE
OH, THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
MAMA
Oh, you poor man!
WILL
NOW I GO TO THE GRAVEYARD ALONE
TRY MY SERMONS OUT ON HER FIRST
IF I DON’T I’LL BE SORRY WHEN I GET HOME
IT’S LIKE SOME KIND OF CURSE
IS THERE NO END TO THIS PHASE?
THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS!
THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
WILL, MAMA and KUDZU
THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
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6. |
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DUB’S REAL PIT BARBEQUE SAUCE
BYPASS BOYS
WHEN YOU’RE DRIVING IN YOUR CAR
AIN’T NO REASON TO FEEL NERVOUS
IF YOU CHECKED YOUR POINTS AND PLUGS
DOWN HERE AT DUB’S FULL SERVICE
REAL PIT REAL PIT REAL PIT
VINEGAR BASE OR ‘MATER
YOU CAN TASTE IT NOW
AND YOU CAN TASTE IT LATER
REAL PIT- REAL PIT- REAL PIT
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7. |
Duet for One
02:54
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"DUET FOR ONE"
KUDZU
EVER SINCE I WAS A LAD
IMAGINATION’S WHAT I HAD
I COULD TURN A CLEVER PHRASE
WITH WORDS UNMINCING
BUT WHEN I TRY TO STRIKE THE PERFECT NOTE WITH HER
THE WORDS CATCH IN MY THROAT WITH HER
MY NOUNS AND ADVERBS COME OUT UNCONVINCING
AH, WHAT’RE YOU S’POSED TO DO
WHEN YOUR LOVE AIN’T LOVING YOU . . . BACK?
WHEN YOU’RE SINKING IN A STEW
THINKING THERE MUST BE A CLUE YOU LACK
JUST WHEN YOU SHOULD BE SWIMMING
YOU’RE OUT THERE LIKE A LEMMING
IN A CROWD, BUT BLUE
OH, WHAT’RE YOU S’POSED TO DO
WHEN YOUR LOVE AIN’T LOVING YOU . . . BACK?
MIKE
HOW LONG YOU S’POSED TO WAIT
IF A BOY WON’T TAKE THE BAIT . .. AND BITE?
ME, I’M NOT THE KIND OF WENCH
WHO’D UP AND HIT HIM WITH A WRENCH
BUT I MIGHT
HOW CAN LOVE GET YOU,
THEN JUST SIT BACK AND LET YOU
TWIST IN THE WIND?
OH, WHAT’RE YOU S’POSED TO DO
WHEN YOUR LOVE AIN’T LOVIN’ YOU . . . QUITE
MIKE AND KUDZU
YOU’VE GOT THE MOON AND STARS INSIDE YOU
HE’LL [SHE’LL] KNOW SOMEDAY
IT DON’T MAKE SENSE FOR LOVE TO HIDE YOU AWAY
WHAT ARE YOU S’POSED TO DO
WHEN THE ONE YOU LOVE DON’T KNOW THAT YOU EXIST
YOU TRY AND TRY ....AND TRY
BUT YOU DON’T KNOW WHY YOU’RE EASY TO RESIST
IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW YOU FIDDLE
LOVE IS LIKE A RIDDLE
YOU CAN’T SEEM TO CRACK
OHH, WHAT’RE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO
WHEN YOUR LOVE AIN’T LOVIN’ YOU . . . BACK?
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8. |
Jesus Was Not an Alien
01:23
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: "JESUS WAS NOT AN ALIEN"
BYPASS BOYS
IN BIBLE SCHOOL THEY TRAIN US
TO KNOW THE GOOD BOOK FLAT
IF JESUS WAS FROM URANUS . . .
WE WOULD SMELL A RAT!
WELL HE WALKS LIKE A MAN
AND HE TALKS LIKE ONE TOO
AND THE LORD SENT HIM DOWN JUST TO SAVE ME AND YOU
SO LET HIS NAME BE PRAISED
AND HIS WILL BE DONE
JESUS WAS NOT AN ALIEN!
OH WELL I READ
READ IN THE PAPER ON THE VERY DAY
THEY SPOTTED TWO
TWO-HEADED ELVIS IN THE IGA
IT CAN’T BE TRUE
THIS STORY MUST NOT HAVE A FACTUAL BASE
THEY CLAIM THAT JESUS CAME FROM OUTER SPACE
[BYPASS BOYS DON CHOIR ROBES DURING SONG]
SO TAKE A LOOK
TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT HIS HOLY FACE
AND READ THE BOOK
THE GOOD BOOK SAYS HE’S FROM THE HUMAN RACE
YOU BETTER PRAISE
PRAISE THE FATHER AND HIS ONLY SON
JESUS WAS NOT AN ALIEN!
PRAISE THE FATHER AND HIS ONLY SON
JESUS WAS NOT AN ALIEN!
MMMM . . .
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9. |
City on the Hill
04:50
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: “CITY ON THE HILL”
ALL
WE GATHER TOGETHER TO SING AND TO PRAY
CONFESS ALL OUR SINS AND REPENT
WILL
THE LORD ABOVE WANTS YOU TO SEE THINGS MY WAY
WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK I WAS SENT?
YOU KNOW THE WAY IS STRAIGHT
IT’S ALL BEEN FORETOLD
ALL ABOUT THE PEARLY GATES
ALL ABOUT THE STREETS OF GOLD
BUT--
WHY SHOULD YOU HAVE TO WAIT TILL YOU DIE?
ALL
SHOULD WE HAVE TO WAIT?
WILL
YOU CAN HAVE IT HERE AND NOW
ALL
HERE AND NOW
WILL
WE’RE GONNA BUILD IT UP ON HIGH
ALL
UP ON HIGH
WILL
AND I’M A GONNA SHOW YOU HOW
WE’RE GONNA BUILD A
[WILL unveils the scale-model of Mega-Church and Bypass of the Future]
ALL
CITY ON A HILL -- WOO!
CITY ON A HILL!
CITY ON A HILL -- WOO!
CITY ON A HILL!
WILL
Oh, yes, brothers and sisters, today we stand on the mountaintop, and we can see that promised land! But just as in Moses’ day, there may be amongst us backsliders and naysayers--
BIG BUBBA
Dub Dubose!
WILL
Just as in every garden of hope and promise, there lies a serpent of doubt and negativity proffering up an apple of rebellion, resistance, and recalcitrance. We don’t need no pooh-poohers! We don’t need no Doctor Nos! We don’t need no Doubting Thomases! What we need is a miracle!
[Pulls out EARL JUNIOR from hiding]
EARL JUNIOR
A-ROOO!
[MAMA screams]
WILL
Let us pray. Oh, Lord, be with us today as we join in this holy sacrament of exorcism. Help us as we lay hands upon this poor sorry beast who stands in for his master Dub Dubose as a symbol and a token of his contrariness and unwillingness to be a team player.
MAMA, MAZEE
SEE HIM PREACH
WATCH HIM TESTIFY
WOMEN
TESTIFY, TESTIFY!
MAMA, MAZEE
HEY, GIRL
YOU KNOW
THAT MAN WILL CATCH YOUR EYE
WOMEN
CATCH YOUR EYE
CATCH YOUR EYE
WILL
WHEN I PUT ON MY ROBE
AND CLERICAL COLLAR
THE WOMEN START TO SHOUT
COMMENCE TO HOLLER
THEY CAN’T HELP THEMSELVES
IT’S NOT THEIR FAULT
IT’S JUST THE WAY I AM
IT’S MY GESTALT
MAMA, MAZEE
REVEREND DUNN
REVEREND DUNN
REVEREND DUNN
YOU’RE THE ONE
YOU’RE THE ONE
REVEREND DUNN
REVEREND DUNN
REVEREND DUNN
YOU’RE SO MUCH FUN
WILL
THE REVELATION’S HERE AT HAND
WE’RE JUST ABOUT TO CALL THE ROLL
WANT EVERYONE TO UNDERSTAND
WANT EVERY LITTLE SHEEP BACK IN THE FOLD
WANT EVERY ONE TO GET IN LINE
ALL
IN THE CITY
WILL
BEFORE TOO MUCH TIME IS PASSED
ALL
IN THE CITY
WILL
ANYWHERE YOU ARE’S JUST FINE
ALL
IN THE CITY
WILL
CAUSE DON’T FORGET: THE FIRST SHALL BE LAST
ALL
SHALL BE
SHALL BE
CITY ON A HILL -- WOO
CITY ON A HILL
CITY ON A HILL -- WOO
CITY ON A HILL
CITY
CITY UP ON A HILL
WILL
WHO’S GONNA TAKE YOU THERE?
ALL
CITY UP ON A HILL
WILL
WHO’S GONNA SHAKE YOU THERE?
ALL
CITY UP ON A HILL
WILL
WHO’S GONNA HOLD YOUR HAND?
ALL
CITY UP ON A HILL
WILL
WHO’S GONNA UNDERSTAND?
ALL
CITY
CITY UP ON THE HI- -LL
MAZEE
HALLELUJAH!
ALL
CITY
I WANNA BE IN THAT CITY
CITY
UP IN THE CITY
ETC.
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10. |
Kudzu
04:04
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KUDZU
DUB
DID I EVER TELL Y’ALL BOUT THAT TIME AT THE LAKE?
IT WAS KUDZU, BOY, THAT SAVED MY LIFE
WOULDN’T TELL YOU NO LIE NOW, THIS AIN’T NO FAKE
SAVED MY DOG, MY GUN, & MY THIRD WIFE
HAD THE BASSBOAT GOING LIKE A COOL COOL BREEZE
MAMA, MAZEE
[Entering] BASSBOAT, OO
DUB
WE WERE DOING BOUT SIXTY I BET --
THROTTLE GOT STUCK WE BOUT TO SLAM UP IN THE TREES
MAMA, MAZEE
BASSBOAT, OO
DUB
WHEN THE KUDZU CAUGHT US LIKE A GREAT BIG NET!
ALL
KUDZU IS EVERYWHERE
IT COVERS US FROM HERE TO THERE
IT’S WHO WE ARE
IT’S OUR DESTINY
KUDZU’S A FRIEND OF MINE
DAGGONE CLIMBING VINE,
CHEAP GREEN SUIT FROM THE MOUNTAINS TO THE SEA
CHEAP GREEN SUIT FROM THE MOUNTAINS TO THE SEA
MAMA
NOW, LISTEN HERE, SON, IT’S A WONDERFUL PLANT
IT’S READY-TO-WEAR AND IT’LL NEVER SHRINK
LOTS OF THINGS IT CAN DO, A FEW THAT IT CAN’T
BUT IT’S A MIRACLE FIBER -- THAT’S WHAT I THINK
SO, LISTEN TO YOUR MAMA, LIKE A GOOD BOY SHOULD
MAMA
YOU’RE STILL A BOY NOW DON’T FORGET
I’LL COOK AND I’LL SEW AND I’LL TURN YOU OUT GOOD
YOU’RE NOT EIGHTEEN YET
ALL
KUDZU-OO!
KUDZU
I WANT TO WRITE
BIG BUBBA
Good boy!
KUDZU
I WANT TO WRITE
BIG BUBBA
There you go!
KUDZU
BUT EVERY TIME I GET MY PEN AND THINK I MIGHT
KUDZU
I FIND I CAN’T
BECAUSE THE PLANT
BIG BUBBA
I hate that plant.
KUDZU
IT GETS ME TWISTED UP AND MAKES ME RAVE AND RANT
HUMILIATION IGNOMINY SHAME
AN ORIENTAL CREEPER FOR A NAME
ALL
KUDZU IS EVERYWHERE
COVERS US FROM HERE TO THERE
IT’S WHO WE ARE
IT’S OUR DESTINY
KUDZU’S A FRIEND OF MINE
DAGGONE CLIMBING VINE,
CHEAP GREEN SUIT FROM THE MOUNTAINS TO THE SEA
CHEAP GREEN SUIT FROM THE MOUNTAINS TO THE SEA
MAZEE
HEARD TELL SOME FOLKS MAKE A MEAL OF THAT STUFF
I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THEM, BUT I’M SURE ABOUT ME
FROM WHERE I SIT IT LOOKS MIGHTY TOUGH
HONEY, I’D STARVE TO DEATH IF THAT’S ALL I HAD TO EAT
DUB and PEABO
I HEAR OVER YONDER THEY MAKE IT INTO WINE
PEABO
GOT FOURTEEN ACRES HERE DUB, WHADDAYA THINK?
DUB
IF Y’ALL WANT TO SQUEEZE IT BOYS, THAT’LL BE FINE
DUB and PEABO
BUT TELL ME WHICH ONE’S GONNA TAKE THE FIRST DRINK?
ALL
TELL ME WHICH ONE’S GONNA TAKE THE FIRST DRINK?
[Town passes KUDZU a gallon of Kudzu Drink.]
MAZEE
KUDZU SURE AS FATE
NEVER GON ERADICATE
MIGHT AS WELL CELEBRATE MIGHTILY
WOMEN
WILD AND SERPENTINE
MEN
DAGGONE CLIMBING VINE
ALL
COVER YOU UP LIKE IT COVERED UP ME
COVER YOU UP LIKE IT COVERED UP ME
ALL
KUDZU
MAURICE
KUDZU IS EVERYWHERE
ALL
IT’S WHO WE ARE
IT’S OUR DESTINY
MAURICE, NASAL
KUDZU’S A FRIEND OF MINE
ALL
DAGGONE CLIMBING VINE
MEN
A CHEAP GREEN SUIT -- NOOH
A CHEAP GREEN SUIT -- NOOH
A CHEAP GREEN SUIT -- NOOH
CHEAP P GREEN SUIT -- NOOH
MAMA
Kudzu Dubose, would you kindly meet your party at the ticket counter?
MEN
GONNA PUT ON A CHEAP GREEN SUIT
ALL
PUT ON YOUR CHEAP GREEN
PUT ON YOUR CHEAP GREEN SUIT
PUT ON YOUR CHEAP GREEN
YOUR CHEAP GREEN SUIT
ALL
PUT ON YOUR CHEAP GREEN
PUT ON YOUR CHEAP GREEN
PUT ON YOUR CHEAP GREEN
PUT ON YOUR CHEAP GREEN
KUDZU!!!
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11. |
Hey Earl
03:15
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“HEY, EARL”
MIKE [sings to her dog Earl Junior]]
HEY, EARL
ALL TIED UP IN KNOTS AND YOU’VE BEEN REJECTED
WAS IT SOMETHING THAT YOU SAID OR SOMETHING THAT YOU DID
THAT MADE THEM LEAVE YOU OUT HERE ON YOUR OWN
AND SO NEGLECTED
WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL
AND I KNOW WHY YOU’RE BLUE
CAUSE EARL, I’M SENTIMENTAL TOO
HE FLIES TO THE STARS AND HE WRAPS THEM IN WORDS
OF TRUEST EMOTION
ME, EARL, I FIX CARS
BUT HIS WORDS FILL MY HEART AND I’M OUT ON THE OCEAN
FLOATING AND WAITING AND WONDERING WHEN
WILL HE SEE ME NEW?
CAUSE EARL, I’M SENTIMENTAL TOO
LONELY, I’M NOT LONELY
I’M JUST WAITING FOR MY ONE AND ONLY
‘TIL HE WAKES UP FROM THE WORLD HE MAKES UP
WHEN HE WAKES UP WILL HE KNOW ME? DOES HE KNOW ME?
FRIENDS, THAT’S ALL WE’VE BEEN
SO WHY DO I TRY TO MAKE IT START, EARL
HE LIKES ME A LOT BUT HE TREATS ME LIKE I’M
MISSING A PART, EARL
SO WHY DON’T YOU TELL HIM THAT I’VE GOT A HEART
‘CAUSE YOU KNOW I DO
‘CAUSE, EARL, I’M SENTIMENTAL JUST LIKE YOU
[EARL howls]
HEY EARL, I’M SENTIMENTAL TOO
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12. |
Air Nasal
02:28
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13. |
No More Sauce
00:30
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“NO MORE SAUCE”
BYPASS BOYS
OH, MY LORD
OH, MY LORD
OH MY LORD
WHAT A TERRIBLE LOSS
THE WHOLE WORLD’S RUN OUT OF BARBEQUE SAUCE
NO MORE SAUCE
NO MORE SAUCE
WHOA, HARD TIMES, TROUBLE AND MISERY
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14. |
Mine Reprise
01:48
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“MINE REPRISE”
VERANDA
MINE, MINE
ISN’T THE SOUND OF IT FINE?
DOESN’T IT RING LIKE A BELL?
ISN’T IT SWELL?
DOESN’T IT SHINE?
MINE, MINE
LOOK AT HOW LITTLE YOU’VE GOT
NOT LIKE ME, I’VE GOT A LOT
IT COULD BE YOURS
IF YOU WERE MINE
COME SAIL WITH ME
ON A SEA OF ROMANCE LIKE NO OTHER
I’LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING
YOU CAN’T TAKE BACK HOME TO YOUR MOTHER
FINALLY WE’RE HERE ALL ALONE
COULD I HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN?
NOW THAT I SEE HOW YOU’VE GROWN
I’M YOURS FOR THE TAKIN’
MINE, MINE
FEAST YOUR EYES HERE ON MY CHARMS
PICTURE ME LOCKED IN YOUR ARMS
WON’T THE WORLD BE DIVINE
WHEN YOU’RE MINE?
JUST MINE
ALL MINE
Sell your land to my daddy!
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15. |
Home
02:01
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“HOME”
MAMA
HOME, HOME
ONE LITTLE STAR SHINING
WILL LIGHT THE WAY TO IT
NO MATTER HOW FAR THE ROAD GOES
IT’LL LEAD YOU BACK TO ME
NEVER BE TOO FAR FROM HOME.
HOME HOME
SHINING IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR
DO YOU THINK IT’S GETTING CLOSER
THAT’S JUST THE WAY THAT IT APPEARS
HOME
WE’RE HERE NO MATTER WHERE YOU ROAM
NEVER BE TOO FAR FROM HOME
HOME IS A PLACE
LOCKED UP IN EVERY HEART
IT WILL ALWAYS BE THE SAME
THOUGH THE ONES YOU LOVE ARE FAR APART
HOME IS WHERE THEY WILL REMAIN
THOUGH YOU GO
DOWN EVERY ROAD AND HIGHWAY
YOU’LL NEVER BE A STRANGER
YOUR HEART WILL ALWAYS HAVE A HOME
HOME, IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHERE YOU ROAM
NEVER BE TOO FAR FROM HOME
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16. |
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LETTER FROM A FARAWAY PLACE
KUDZU
I’VE SEEN YOU RIDE THE WESTERN RANGE
DREAMED OF YOU, YOUR SHIP ON HUDSON’S BAY
IMAGINED YOU, STOPPING RUNAWAY TRAINS
REACHED FOR YOU, BUT YOU JUST SLIPPED AWAY
HEARD YOUR VOICE, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
TRUER WORDS I’VE NEVER ONCE BEEN TOLD
BUT OF COURSE, YOU’RE NOT REALLY HERE
AND I’M... NOT SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD
I GOT A LETTER FROM A FARAWAY PLACE
FINALLY HEARD FROM MY OLD MAN
AND THOUGH I’D RATHER GOT IT FACE TO FACE
STILL I’M GLAD TO GET THE ONLY WORD FROM HIM I’VE EVER HAD
MIGHT NEVER KNOW
WHY YOU HAD TO LEAVE
DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE TODAY
BUT EVEN SO, LEAST NOW I CAN BELIEVE
WHEN I PICTURED YOU UP ON THE TOP OF THE WORLD . . .
YOU SAW ME THAT SAME WAY
I GOT A LETTER FROM A FARAWAY PLACE
I FINALLY HEARD FROM MY OLD MAN
AND THOUGH I’D RATHER GOT IT FACE TO FACE
STILL I’M GLAD TO GET THE ONLY WORD FROM HIM I’VE EVER HAD
GET THE ONLY WORD FROM HIM I’VE EVER HAD
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17. |
Master Plan
02:54
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MASTER PLAN
BIG BUBBA
YOU KNOW I BUILT THIS TOWN
FROM THE BOTTOM UP
AND EVERYTHING YOU SEE
IT’S BELONGS TO ME
I COULD HOLD YOU DOWN
OR I COULD BUILD YOU UP
‘CAUSE EVERYTHING I WANT
WILL BE WILL B
YOU SAY YOUR CHURCH NEEDS A BIG DONATION?
FOR THE BUILDING FUND
WILL
FOR THE BUILDING FUND
BIG BUBBA
HERE LET ME GET MY CHECK BOOK OUT
BUBBETTES
GOT A CHECKBOOK
HE’S GOT A CHECKBOOK
BIG BUBBA
YOU WANT A CRYSTAL CATHEDRAL
WITH A GREAT BIG CONGREGATION?
NOW YOU’RE TALKING TO A GOOD OLD BOY WITH CLOUT
BUT DUNN, I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
I GOT A MASTER PLAN
WILL
Does that include a TV satellite?
BIG BUBBA
Shut up!
THERE’S A MAN ‘ROUND HERE
SOME KINDA LOWER BREED
HE GOT A LITTLE PLOT OF LAND I NEED
BUBBETTES
HE GOT A PLOT, IT’S WORTH A LOT
WILL
IT’S JUST A PATCH OF WEEDS!
BUBBETTES
PATCH OF WEEDS
PATCH OF WEEDS
BIG BUBBA
BUT IT SUITS MY NEEDS
AND I’M ‘ON TELL YOU RIGHT NOW
BRING ME THAT DEED
WILL
But if the boy won’t sell, what are you gonna do?
BIG BUBBA
I CAN DO ANYTHING THAT I WANT TO
I CAN DO AS I PLEASE
YEAH, I THINK I’VE EARNED THE RIGHT
BUBBETTES
EARNED THE RIGHT
HE’S EARNED THE RIGHT OOO--
BIG BUBBA
IF I WANT I CAN SELL THIS WHOLE DAMN TOWN
TO THE JAPANESE
AND YOU KNOW, I THINK I MIGHT
WILL
But they’re Buddists!
BIG BUBBA
SON, YOU STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND
I GOT A MASTER PLAN
LOOKEE HEAH: SEE THE LIGHTNING
HEAR THE THUNDER CRASHING
THINK IT’S GONNA RAIN BUT IT WON’T
AH, DON’T IT MAKE YOUR HEART GO “THUMP, THUMP”
I KNOW IT DOES MINE ‘CAUSE THAT
MIGHTY RED CLOUD THERE GLOWIN’ HIDES A
LAGOON AT THE HEART OF THE KUDZU PLANT
AND I’M THE MAN WITH THE PLAN’S
GONNA PRIME THE PUMP!
BIG BUBBA
BY NOW I’M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND
I GOT A MASTER PLAN
WHOA, I GOT A MASTER PLAN
I GOT A MASTERPLAN
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18. |
We're Your Mamas
01:51
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WE’RE YOUR MAMAS
MAMA, MAZEE
WE’RE YOUR MAMAS
MAZEE
WE TAUGHT YOU HOW TO BLOW YOUR NOSE
AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH
AND HOW TO PUT ON YOUR PAJAMAS
MAZEE, MAMA
WE’RE THE TOP OF THE LINE
STICK WITH US AND YOU’LL BE DOIN’ FINE
AND NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO OR WHAT YOU DO
WE’LL ALWAYS BE YOUR MAMAS TO YOU
MAMA
LISTEN UP TO YOUR MOTHER
TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT
MAZEE
DON’T TREAT ME LIKE DIRT
MAZEE, MAMA
‘CAUSE YOU’LL NEVER HAVE ANOTHER
MAZEE
YOU OUT MESSING AROUND
YOU OUGHT TO TREAT US BETTER THAN YOUR DOGGONE HOUND
MAZEE, MAMA
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO AND WHAT YOU DO
YOUR MAMA’S ALWAYS WAITING FOR YOU
BOYS, DON’T FORGET YOUR VERY FIRST VALENTINE
YOU’LL NEVER GET TO HEAVEN IF YOU DO
IF WE EVER LET YOU DOWN
IT WON’T FOR LACK OF TRYING
WE NEVER EVER TOLD YOU ANYTHING THAT WASN’T TRUE
WE’RE YOUR MAMAS
THE MOST SOPHISTICATED MAMMALS IN THE WORLD
WE OUGHT TO BE IN THE BAHAMAS
BUT WE’RE RIGHT HERE AT HOME
DON’T MAKE NO DIFFERENCE HOW FAR YOU ROAM
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO OR WHAT YOU DO
YOUR MAMA’S ALWAYS WAITIN FOR YOU
WE SAID NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO OR WHAT YOU DO
YOUR MAMA’S ALWAYS WAITIN FOR YOU
YOUR MAMA’S ALWAYS WAITIN FOR YOU
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19. |
Check it Out
02:09
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CHECK IT OUT
NASAL
CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT
IT’S IN THE PAPER
CHECK OUT OUR CAPER
WE RULE
MAURICE
IT’S COOL
NASAL
IT’S BOSS
MAURICE and NASAL
WE FOUND SAUCE
SAUCE
NASAL
CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT
HEAR WHAT I SAID
IT’S RED
IT AIN’T NO FAKE
A GREAT BIG LAKE
MAURICE
AND NASAL JUMPED ACROSS
MAURICE AND NASAL
AND WE FOUND SAUCE
SAUCE
NASAL, MAURICE, MIKE
CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT
UNDER YOUR NOSES
KUDZU DUBOSE IS
LEADING THE WAY
THROUGH THE VINES
AND THE MOSS
TO THE SAUCE!
WILL
IF YOU’RE THIRSTING FOR A MIRACLE
COME SEE OUR LAKE
KNEEL DOWN BY THE SHORE
GO ON -- PARTAKE!
ALL NASAL
WE ONCE WERE LOST
BUT NOW WE FOUND
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE CHECK IT OUT, CHECK IT OUT
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE CHECK IT OUT, CHECK IT OUT
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE CHECK IT OUT, CHECK IT OUT
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE CHECK IT OUT, CHECK IT OUT
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE CHECK IT OUT, SAUCE
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20. |
Home Reprise
01:29
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HOME REPRISE
DUB
HOME, HOME
ONE LITTLE STAR SHINING
WILL LIGHT THE WAY TO IT
MAZEE, DUB
NO MATTER HOW FAR THE ROAD GOES
IT’LL LEAD YOU BACK TO US
NEVER BE TOO FAR FROM HOME
MAZEE
THOUGH YOU GO
DOWN EVERY ROAD AND HIGHWAY
YOU’LL NEVER BE A STRANGER
YOU’LL ALWAYS HAVE A HOME
ALL
HOME, HOME
MAZEE
MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHERE YOU ROAM
NEVER BE TOO FAR FROM HOME
ALL
HOME HOME
SHINING IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR
DO YOU THINK IT’S GETTING CLOSER
THAT’S JUST THE WAY THAT IT APPEARS -- HOME
WE’RE HERE NO MATTER WHERE YOU ROAM
NEVER BE TOO FAR FROM HOME
NEVER BE TOO FAR
NEVER BE TOO FAR
NEVER BE TOO FAR FROM HOME
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